V.Srivatsa - Tendulkar's Paid employee in the Times of India.

Many of you guys must be aware of a character named "V. Srivatsa". The only person he can write about in the whole Team is Sourav Chandidas Ganguly. This unscrupulous tiny bag of stinking shit named "V.Srivatsa" blames Ganguly for everything: Tendulkar will keep on coming in Advertisements of MRF tyres, TVS, FIAT, Home Trade and blah blah blah companies.
V.Srivatsa has nothing against Tendulkar or the miserable Dravid.

SO WHY DOES V.Srivatsa in the Times of India KEEP ON TARGETING GANGULY ?

The Reason is the worlds greatest batsman's generosity!.
Many people have a reason to believe that Tendulkar pays him 10% of all his earnings in TV Commercials.
OOPS Sorry was that 10% percent or 1 percent.
I am not sure because V.Srivatsa is like a road side Prostitute.
HE is really cheap. Even you can buy him. why dont you try???.
Many people must have noticed that if ganguly leads his team to victory, V.Srivatsa, Bobbili Vijaya Kumar and Ayaz Menon-
The THREE RACKETEERS
for Times of India suddenly stop writing about ganguly.
It is when the Indian Team does not perform well, then these people come out of hibernation ans start cursing ganguly for almost everything

Watch Tendulkar play (THE GREAAATEST BATSMAN EVER- WHAT A JOKE).
If Tendulkar hits a boundary, his fairy goddess Sunil Gavaskar goes bonkers over it.
Some of Gavaskar's Gavaskarisms:
  • Ooohh look at Tendulkar shot. Dont bowl that line to the World's Greatest batsman
  • The only thing that differentiates tendulkar and other batsmen is that he picks up the line of the bowl before the bowler delivers it.
    (From his crystal ball- I suppose)
Some people like to fuss about ganguly playing fast bowlers not that well. He plays fast bowlers as better as anybody in the World.
It is a very well known fact that Ganguly is the BEST ODI player batsman in India.
If Ganguly hits a boundary or his trademark six it is yawns for gavaskar or Ravi shashtri. In the Recently Finished IND-WIN ODI SERIES, Ganguly Wins the Man of the Series AWARD- Suddenly the Man of the Series Award is not so important
but the Man of Match is important because SACHIN TENDULKAR HAS WON IT.
Anybody who has seen STAR NEWS WOULD HAVE SEEN A BITCH SUJATA PADMANABHAN (STAR NEW SPORTS CORRESPONDENT) mention the Man of the Match but she forgot the UN-IMPORTANT MAN OF THE SERIES AWARD because SOURAV GANGULY GOT IT.
This is what you call as BIAS.

Sources:MR V.SRIVATSA's MAID SATYAWATI